A personal bio is always so difficult to write, but I do understand the importance. If you know who a person is, you can assume you will or will not enjoy the stories they tell. A bio gives a glimpse of that, a taste.
It's like the oxford comma. Without it, the whole meaning can change.
So I have googled, researched, and painstakingly chosen a variety of questions from a "Best Friend Quiz" for your curiosity!
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Which means that after you finish reading this, and assuming you paid attention, you know me as well as anybody.
Congratulations! We're basically best friends now.
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When is my birthday?
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February 23rd​
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How many brothers and sisters do I have?
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Two sisters (one is a step sister), and a brother. All younger. And yes, I 100% fit in to the eldest sibling stereotype.​
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How do I feel about putting pineapple on pizza?
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I'm not one to yuck on anyone's yum, but personally -- gross. This combo does nothing for me, and I will avoid it like the plague.​
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Would I rather eat a bar of chocolate or a bag of chips in one sitting?
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Chips, any day. Specifically a nice basket of fresh tortilla chips, and a steaming cup of golden, melty deliciousness known as queso.​​​​
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How often do I use social media?
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Half my family lives in another country, so I use certain ones to keep them posted on my life. Others, yeah, I use them for book stuff. So I guess I use social media moderately.
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What is something that I look really stupid doing?
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Anything graceful. I was not blessed in the fluid, flowy, flowery limbs department. Give me a bat to swing or a ball to kick, and I'm golden, but don't expect it to look pretty.​
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What always makes me smile?
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My wife giggling. No explanation necessary.​​
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Which word do I say way too often?
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My filler word of choice is definitely "like." ​
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What’s my least favorite type of music?
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Hard metal. I don't enjoy feeling like I'm being yelled at for 3+ minutes straight.​
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Do I play any instruments?
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Nope! Not musically inclined at all. I wish I could play the piano though!
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What is my dream travel destination?
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Any place with a bit of solitude. I'm an introvert through and through, and a vacation for me would be somewhere I could unwind and relax. But not too far from a cool town. I do enjoy seeing new things, trying new food, and the like.​
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If I were an animal, what would I be?
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I have no idea why, but I'm drawn to foxes. Yeah, I'm a fox.​
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What meal could I eat every day?
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Hard bread, butter, and cheese. The crunch! The creamy butter! The savory cheese! Yes, please.
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What is my favorite video game?
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Mass Effect!!!!!! That trilogy is so amazing; I replay it almost every year. I love my blue space wife!​
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What do I think of hairy legs?
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What a weird question. Hairy legs are completely normal. Default human. You want to shave them, go right ahead. You want to let your natural legs shine in all their fluffy glory, please do!​
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Do I prefer coffee or tea?
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Tea all the way. I will never turn down a perfect London Fog or a beautiful cup of matcha.​
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How long would I survive a zombie apocalypse?
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Considering I have written a zombie apocalypse series and have done extensive research on survivalist techniques, I'd like to think I'd manage to make it pretty far. Definitely past the initial outbreak and into the "new normal" phase, but after that, who knows?
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What is my favorite board game?
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Hive is pretty fun for a short 2 player game. A favorite party game is always Mixed Tape. Love that game.​
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What song would I pick if I had to sing karaoke?
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I Want You to Want Me by Cheap Trick​
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Do I prefer swimming or running?
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Swimming​ for fun, running for sports. I enjoy the water but would much rather play soccer than water polo.
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Have I ever had a crush on an animated character?
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A video game character counts as animated, right??? Because Liara T'soni has always, and will always have my heart.​
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Have I kissed anybody in the last five days?
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My wife would like it known that, yes, I have.​
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